At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.
While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there’s too little left…
Soo.. I’m just coming here to procrastinate and talk about all the homework I have due. Tomorrow I have an essay in English due, french homework and humanities homework. My brochure was suppose to be in on friday and I didnt hand it in. On wednesday its the exposition which i havent even thought about, as well as a test in english and a test in french. On thurdsay I have a test in groupwork and on friday I have a test in Computers and a presentation to do.
WTF. That shouldnt even be legal. I freaking hate my teachers.
Cant we comment on other peoples things?
Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time.
What five words do you see?
(Suicide, Much, Kick, Past, Enigma)
(via catherineharding)
Dont even bother trying to save them.. just ‘lol’.. oh wait.
How much do you think this would sell for? Its a bikini made out of soda can tabs. I just cant decide on a price.
i definitely wanna try making this soon.
Herro. I’ve started painting shoes. These are the first two pairs I’ve painted!
Pretty much, this is what I need to do.
